
The Clock That Knows It's Always 5 O'Clock
A humorous and stylish addition to your home bar, kitchen, or office that guarantees a smile every time you check the time.


An Instant Conversation Starter
Forget standard timekeeping. With every number replaced by a "5" and the cheeky declaration "No Drinking Until After 5," this clock is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. It's a unique decor piece that instantly lightens the mood in any room.

Total Silence, Perfect Peace
Enjoy the humor without the noise. The clock features a high-quality, non-ticking silent sweep movement. It operates completely silently, ensuring a peaceful environment for working, sleeping, or relaxing without annoying distractions.

Quality Build & Easy Setup
Built with a sturdy wooden base frame and clear aluminum pointers, this 11.8-inch clock is designed to last. It arrives ready to hang with a simple slot on the back—just pop in an AA battery and get it on the wall in seconds.
Product Specifications
Frequently Asked Questions
Yes, absolutely. It uses a silent sweep quartz mechanism, so there is no ticking sound whatsoever. It's perfect for quiet spaces like bedrooms or offices.
No, the clock requires one standard AA battery, which is not included in the package.
No, this clock features an open-face design without a glass or plastic cover, giving it a modern, matte finish without glare.